guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You were trust falling into bushes
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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