i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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