I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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