Plan B is the new Plan A
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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