Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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