I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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