In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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