she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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