yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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