did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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