i wish starbucks made bloody marys
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my poor anus
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
