He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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