She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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