Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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