can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Boobs are out for the taking
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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