Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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