I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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