I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Randomize
