Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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