she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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