So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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