What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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