Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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