Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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