I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
