we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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