Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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