I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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