So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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