so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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