Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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