you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Dicks are not precious.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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