I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
false alarm. still invincible.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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