In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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