how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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