who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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