i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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