just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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