never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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