Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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