I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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