Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
