It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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