that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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