that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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