This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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