Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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