Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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