when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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