no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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